Mah last will an testament

Democatzy – ur lookin at it

DEMOCATZY HAS ENEMIEZ. HALP! BUT AI LIKEZ IT. AI PROTEKTZ IT. IF AI DYE – TROUBLEZ. LOT OV TROUBLEZ FOR DEMOCATZY. DATZ Y AI RITE MAH LAST WILL AN TESTAMENT.

IF AI DYE – KITTEH TAKEZ OVER. PUSY KAT IZ VRY SMART, VRY CLEVR KAT. U TRUST PUSY KAT. CUZ AI SED SO. K?

URS, FJORDFITTE

P.S. REMEMBR: DEMOCATZY IZ TEH BAST REVANGE.